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Is Genocide Worth It If We Get To Have Cherry Tomatoes?
Plus, FBI Director Kash Patel gets OWNED by Dem Senator Patty Murray
May 15, 2026
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“I hear people say, ‘I don’t want anything to do with Israel,’” says US Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee on a podcast called JC ZC, which stands for Judeo-Christian Zionist Congress (which is also the only type of podcast that religious fanatics like Huckabee can get on anymore).

He continues: “I say, ‘Okay, give up your cell phone. Give up car navigation. Give up conveniences like cherry tomatoes and seedless watermelons. I’m sorry to break it to you, but if you hate Israel that much, you’re going to be living a very different kind of life.”

This is the state of Zionist arguments in 2026, a sure sign that they’re struggling desperately as they lose their propaganda war. Does Huckabee really think that we won’t have phones and GPS without a tiny apartheid state in the Middle East? And even crazier: does he think he’s going to win hearts and minds with “You can’t have cherry tomatoes without genocide!”

[Those cherry tomatoes, by the way, are grown on occupied Palestinian soil]

And that’s not the only front on which the elites are losing the global narrative. Donald Trump’s new White House ballroom is set to cost hundreds of millions of dollars of taxpayer money. Congressman Greg Casar of Texas asked Education Secretary and former WWE executive Linda McMahon:

“For the $1 billion we're being asked to spend on Trump's ballroom, we could fund 217 million free school lunches and 15,000 more teachers. As secretary of education, which do you think helps our nation more?”

Then comes a pause big enough to fit a seedless watermelon. Finally, McMahon responds: “I think those are incredibly weird comparisons.”

As dark as these days may seem, something tells us that slowly but surely we’re getting to these people, as the one thing the elites hate the most is to be mocked. Watch Katie and Aaron do what they do best, from JD Vance to Mike Johnson to Kash Patel, we’re taking them down.

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Sanctions Are a Form of Warfare

“Sanctions are a form of war. They’re economic warfare. And they destroy people’s lives.”

Joshua Landis (https://twitter.com/joshua_landis), Sandra Mackey Chair in Middle East Studies at the University of Oklahoma, is one of the foremost experts on Syria. This week, as Syria, along with neighbor Turkiye, grapples with the aftermath of the devastating earthquake, Professor Landis joins the Useful Idiots to explain the deadly consequences that sanctions pile on to the damage.

“America likes to talk about all its precision bombing and hitting someone with a drone to avoid collateral damage,” Landis explains. “But sanctions? It’s all about collateral damage. Very little of it is targeted.”

But if you read corporate media outlets like the New York Times or Washington Post, you’d find a much different story. Both papers this week published headlines that were hastily changed when they realized they were being a little too truthful. See if you can tell the difference:

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"Shameful" New York Times Changes Headline to Protect Sanctions

“Sanctions are a form of war. They’re economic warfare. And they destroy people’s lives.”

Joshua Landis (https://twitter.com/joshua_landis), Sandra Mackey Chair in Middle East Studies at the University of Oklahoma, is one of the foremost experts on Syria. This week, as Syria, along with neighbor Turkiye, grapples with the aftermath of the devastating earthquake, Professor Landis joins the Useful Idiots to explain the deadly consequences that sanctions pile on to the damage.

“America likes to talk about all its precision bombing and hitting someone with a drone to avoid collateral damage,” Landis explains. “But sanctions? It’s all about collateral damage. Very little of it is targeted.”

But if you read corporate media outlets like the New York Times or Washington Post, you’d find a much different story. Both papers this week published headlines that were hastily changed when they realized they were being a little too truthful. See if you can tell the difference:

The ...

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Free preview: Matt Taibbi Exposes Russiagate Bots

With Matt Taibbi’s Twitter Files and Jeff Gerth’s new in-depth reporting for CJR exposing the years of lies spread by Russiagaters, bitter attacks from outed journalists are rolling in.

Gerth and Taibbi, who come from the old style of journalism where you fact check your work and don’t accept government officials’ claims on faith, have each shown clear, indisputable evidence of disinformation campaigns pushed by corporate reporters. And since the so-called journalists can’t argue the facts, they dig themselves a deeper hole with more lies and name-calling.

Jeff Gerth has been working as a reporter for decades and published, in the very mainstream Columbia Journalism Review, a 20,000-word report on his findings, only to be called a liar and misdirecting magician in the most self-important article by Mother Jones’ David Corn (“The true media failure is that Trump got away with it and that articles like this one that you are now reading are still necessary.”) And possibly worse ...

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Emphasized "Dancing with 88

I have altered space here—   to

a rupture in the silent fabric,

where every atom reclaims its song.

A change, seen on my 90° angle,

becomes the pivot of a daring ballet,

the precise intersection where fate unspools.

In that crisp right-angle lie the secrets

of all absorbed twilight and reborn dawns,

a moment where geometry becomes prophecy,

transmuting static lines into dynamic rhythms,

inviting the cosmos to twirl in unexpected arcs.

And then—

I find myself dancing with 88,

a numeral of resonance, a muse of mystery.

It whispers in binary beats,

each pulse a portal leading into

symphonies scribbled on the canvas of space-time.

This is no choreographed routine,

but a wild, liberated waltz

where dimensions bend and merge—

where the old order crumbles

under the heat of relentless transformation

and every step unearths a layer of being.

At that 90° juncture,

the universe unfolds like a secret map,

revealing uncharted realms in every fracture,

while 88 becomes the score for a cosmic ballet,

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Good to be part of the community. I think that Aaron and Katie do a brilliant job in these hellish times when such great in - depth research and reporting are essential.

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CNN's Jake Tapper Humiliated for Zohran Mamdani Meltdown
Plus, new reports show the Trump family has secretly profited BILLIONS of dollars while in office

After AIPAC-funded Congressman Dan Goldman lost his primary race to Zohran Mamdani-backed Brad Lander, Israel activist and CNN host Jake Tapper hosted Goldman to slander both Mamdani and Mahmoud Khalil.

Mahmoud Khalil, viewers will remember, was kidnapped by the Trump administration for leading anti-genocide protests at Columbia University, detained for over 100 days, and forced to miss the birth of his first child. Instead of supporting Khalil, which seems like the sensible way to oppose Trump (let alone the moral choice), Tapper and Goldman slander him, calling him out for antisemitic statements that of course they can’t name.

So as Tapper sides with Trump and Israel, Katie and Aaron take aim at their favorite Zionist target. It’s a mocking you don’t want to miss.

Also in this Friday Free-for-All: CNN’s Kasie Hunt strikes out after thinking she had the perfect gotcha question for Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, Fox News has no choice but to call out the Trump family for blowing Biden-family corruption out of the water after reports show they’ve profited over a billion dollars in cryptocurrency alone while in office, and Republicans freak out over Zohran Mamdani’s air conditioner.

Everybody’s being extra ridiculous this week. Katie and Aaron are swinging away. Thanks for supporting our work, subscribe to watch the full episode here:

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CNN IS MELTING DOWN AS PROGRESSIVES TAKE OVER
Plus, did Hasan Piker try to attack children in a synagogue? Michigan Democrats unveil flailing new talking point

In a huge week for the progressive left, Zohran Mamdani-backed candidates swept New York elections, signaling high tide for progressives across the country like the Hasan Piker-backed Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan.

And CNN is freaking out.

Dana Bash thinks its 1939-Germany-all-over-again, Scott Jennings warns Jews to be afraid for their lives when “those people” (meaning Muslims) vote in elections, and Erin Burnett is enraged that the new left won’t allow space for genociders in the “big tent” party.

Every AIPAC-owned Israel-activist host and pundit on the channel seems to be more tone deaf and racist than the next, each trying to corner progressives with the dumbest takes we’ve heard. It’s a sure sign that Israel’s hold on US voters is finally slipping.

And it gets more ridiculous:

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Even Hillary Clinton is Turning On Israel
After Trump makes tentative peace with Iran, the walls crumble around Israel and Netanyahu

When you’ve even got arch-Zionist Hillary Clinton making fun of you and throwing you under the bus, the ride is over.

This week marked a historic moment as Trump finally struck a peace deal with Iran in which the US gives up a whole lot more than it gets in an apparent admission of losing the war they started. But somehow even more striking has been the turn against Israel.

After weeks of rumors that Trump’s relationship with Benjamin Netanyahu has become tumultuous, JD Vance came out and said what the admin’s clearly been thinking.

“You have seen people within Bibi’s cabinet who have come out and attacked the deal and in some ways very personally attacked the President of the United States. My message to them would be twofold.

Number 1: If I was in the Israeli cabinet, I might not be attacking the only powerful ally that I have left anywhere in the entire world.

Number 2: What is your exact proposal? You’re a country of 9 million people. You can’t just kill your way out of solving every single national security problem that you have.”

And after Vance shocked Israel and the world with this statement, other former Israel cronies followed suit. Even Hillary Clinton.

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