Rep. Anna Paulina Luna, a Republican congresswoman from Florida, is leading the task force to declassify JFK assassination records. We’re not sure, but we think she just started giving herself that title and it stuck. It seems to be the way most of these people get their titles around Washington.
So in her first press conference as JFK Investigataire, Luna was asked who she plans to interview in her Congressional hearings in order to get to the bottom of who really killed President Kennedy.
“I’m looking to actually bring in some of the attending physicians at the initial assassination and then also the people that had been on the various commissions, like the Warren Commission.”
There’s only one problem with that: all of those people are dead.
Which means one one of two things:
This is a fake task force led by a clueless government employee, thereby implying that all Washington task forces are both fake and clueless, OR
Anna Paulina Luna can commune with the dead.
We are putting together a task force to determine which of these is true.
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