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Trump Lackeys Sell “Bold, Fresh” Gaza Expulsion Plan
Meanwhile, Dems yearn for the good old days of Subtler Colonialism
February 06, 2025
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This week, Trump met with a grinning Netanyahu and announced to the world that the US will take over Gaza with the basic intention of making a new Mar-a-Lago in the Middle East. His cultist cronies couldn’t be happier with this proclamation of ethnic cleansing and settler colonialism.

“He puts some very bold, fresh ideas out on the table,” said National Security Advisor Mike Waltz, whose statements were echoed from the White House briefing room to Fox News. We watch a mashup of the GOP talking points, which all sound curiously scripted and identical, ending with the perfect encapsulation from one Fox News host:

“His crazy…might just be crazy genius.”

The plan Trump has put forth is to permanently remove all Palestinians from their homeland and begin building real estate with Israel. Democrats, who for the past year were seemingly fine with the destruction of Gaza and the mass murder of its civilians, are suddenly changing their tune to call out the ethnic cleansing proposal.

MSNBC host and former advisor to Kamala Harris tweeted: “I think now it’s very appropriate to reiterate that elections have consequences.”

We think it’s also appropriate to reiterate that genocides have consequences, and the Biden/Harris administration lost because they supplied the weapons and facilitated the destruction of Gaza. But sure, they never explicitly said they would ethnically cleanse Gaza – so we’ll call that subtler colonialism.

Plus, Democratic Senator Chris Murphy gives all the wrong reasons for keeping USAID, Trump admits we’re using Ukraine for their “rare earths,” and Zelensky wants nukes.

It’s a ridiculous week in corporate media. Watch with Katie and Aaron so you can laugh instead of cry at it all. Thanks for supporting independent media, subscribe to watch the full episode here:

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Sanctions Are a Form of Warfare

“Sanctions are a form of war. They’re economic warfare. And they destroy people’s lives.”

Joshua Landis (https://twitter.com/joshua_landis), Sandra Mackey Chair in Middle East Studies at the University of Oklahoma, is one of the foremost experts on Syria. This week, as Syria, along with neighbor Turkiye, grapples with the aftermath of the devastating earthquake, Professor Landis joins the Useful Idiots to explain the deadly consequences that sanctions pile on to the damage.

“America likes to talk about all its precision bombing and hitting someone with a drone to avoid collateral damage,” Landis explains. “But sanctions? It’s all about collateral damage. Very little of it is targeted.”

But if you read corporate media outlets like the New York Times or Washington Post, you’d find a much different story. Both papers this week published headlines that were hastily changed when they realized they were being a little too truthful. See if you can tell the difference:

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"Shameful" New York Times Changes Headline to Protect Sanctions

“Sanctions are a form of war. They’re economic warfare. And they destroy people’s lives.”

Joshua Landis (https://twitter.com/joshua_landis), Sandra Mackey Chair in Middle East Studies at the University of Oklahoma, is one of the foremost experts on Syria. This week, as Syria, along with neighbor Turkiye, grapples with the aftermath of the devastating earthquake, Professor Landis joins the Useful Idiots to explain the deadly consequences that sanctions pile on to the damage.

“America likes to talk about all its precision bombing and hitting someone with a drone to avoid collateral damage,” Landis explains. “But sanctions? It’s all about collateral damage. Very little of it is targeted.”

But if you read corporate media outlets like the New York Times or Washington Post, you’d find a much different story. Both papers this week published headlines that were hastily changed when they realized they were being a little too truthful. See if you can tell the difference:

The ...

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Free preview: Matt Taibbi Exposes Russiagate Bots

With Matt Taibbi’s Twitter Files and Jeff Gerth’s new in-depth reporting for CJR exposing the years of lies spread by Russiagaters, bitter attacks from outed journalists are rolling in.

Gerth and Taibbi, who come from the old style of journalism where you fact check your work and don’t accept government officials’ claims on faith, have each shown clear, indisputable evidence of disinformation campaigns pushed by corporate reporters. And since the so-called journalists can’t argue the facts, they dig themselves a deeper hole with more lies and name-calling.

Jeff Gerth has been working as a reporter for decades and published, in the very mainstream Columbia Journalism Review, a 20,000-word report on his findings, only to be called a liar and misdirecting magician in the most self-important article by Mother Jones’ David Corn (“The true media failure is that Trump got away with it and that articles like this one that you are now reading are still necessary.”) And possibly worse ...

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Emphasized "Dancing with 88

I have altered space here—   to

a rupture in the silent fabric,

where every atom reclaims its song.

A change, seen on my 90° angle,

becomes the pivot of a daring ballet,

the precise intersection where fate unspools.

In that crisp right-angle lie the secrets

of all absorbed twilight and reborn dawns,

a moment where geometry becomes prophecy,

transmuting static lines into dynamic rhythms,

inviting the cosmos to twirl in unexpected arcs.

And then—

I find myself dancing with 88,

a numeral of resonance, a muse of mystery.

It whispers in binary beats,

each pulse a portal leading into

symphonies scribbled on the canvas of space-time.

This is no choreographed routine,

but a wild, liberated waltz

where dimensions bend and merge—

where the old order crumbles

under the heat of relentless transformation

and every step unearths a layer of being.

At that 90° juncture,

the universe unfolds like a secret map,

revealing uncharted realms in every fracture,

while 88 becomes the score for a cosmic ballet,

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March 26, 2024

Good to be part of the community. I think that Aaron and Katie do a brilliant job in these hellish times when such great in - depth research and reporting are essential.

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Stephen Miller Says What He'd Do With Pete Hegseth's Children
Plus, Hillary Clinton mocks her students for believing "propaganda" footage of slaughtered Palestinian children

If you thought the Fox News banter between Jesse Watters and Stephen Miller couldn’t get any slimier than we’ve shown on past Useful Idiots episodes, then you’re in for, well, a lot of slime.

This week, Pete Hegseth went on Stephen Miller’s wife Katie Miller’s podcast. (Yes, we know Hegseth did other things this week, mainly war crimes that are getting him in trouble with the military and all that, and we’ll get to that, but first we’ve gotta talk about this.) She asked him which members of the Trump administration he would let babysit his kids.

His response: “Oh, I mean, not your husband or Marco.”

So when Stephen Miller was asked about this by Jesse Watters, you could see the thinly-veiled seething rage lurking in Miller’s eyes. And his response only made it creepier:

“He’s worried that if I babysat his kids, he’d come back after a couple of hours and they would say, ‘Daddy, why don’t you send the military into Minnesota to help us with the Somali refugees?’” It’s the first time we’ve seen Miller genuinely smile and it’s somehow creepier than his usual gaze.

To watch Katie and Aaron play ‘Would you rather have Stephen Miller or Pete Hegseth babysit your kids,’ subscribe to watch the full Friday Free-For-All.

You’ll also see: Hillary Clinton mocking her own students for opposing genocide, Republicans openly pushing to steal oil from Venezuela, and the new gambling site that’s turning opinions into “tradable assets.”

It’s all as bad as it sounds! Support independent media by subscribing to watch the full Free-For-All (or get it free here).

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Fmr Obama Speechwriter: "Genocide is Bad" Is WRONG Takeaway of the Holocaust
Plus, Katie and Aaron analyze Zohran Mamdani's upcoming meeting with Trump

If you haven’t seen this video yet, you’re in for a wild ride:

“It used to be that the media in America was American media,” begins former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz in a speech to the Jewish Federation that is about as antisemitic as anything you’d find on the dark corners of the internet. “It generally didn’t express extreme anti-Israel views. But today we have social media. So you have TikTok just smashing our young people’s brains all day long with video of carnage in Gaza.”

Hurwitz attempts to spin this to argue that the problem isn’t the carnage, but that young people are seeing it. “And this is why so many of us can’t have a sane conversation with younger Jews, because anything that we try to say to them, they’re hearing through this wall of carnage. I want to give data and information and facts and arguments, and they are just seeing in their minds carnage. And I sound obscene.”

Yes. You do. But not as obscene as you will after saying this next part:

“Holocaust education is absolutely essential, but I think it may be confusing some of our young people about antisemitism. Because they learn about big, strong Nazis hurting weak, emaciated Jews. So when on TikTok all day long they see powerful Israelis hurting weak, skinny Palestinians, it’s not surprising that they think, ‘Oh, I know the lesson of the Holocaust is you fight Israel. You fight the big, powerful people hurting the weak people.’”

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Yes!

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JD Vance Can't Stop Laughing at Trump's al-Qaeda Joke
The Useful Idiots Friday Free-For-All

This week Trump met with Syrian President al-Sharaa, formerly known as Mohammad al-Jolani, the former leader of al-Qaeda in Syria. And he treated the former US-labeled terrorist in the most American way: literally showering him in perfume and laughing at jokes together.

Because if you implement US regime change and support Israel in the Middle East, beheadings and 9/11s are just water under the bridge.

Also in this week’s Friday Free-For-All: Bari Weiss and John Fetterman accidentally spill the truth about antisemitism, Eric Trump says the least-relatable thing you’ve ever heard, and a reporter gets breathless interviewing the latest Kennedy boy.

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