“The 2024 election fried our brains – the Democrats couldn’t hold a primary because they were too busy holding a body upright.”
A drunk Anderson Cooper hides under his umbrella, grimacing as comedian Whitney Cummings roasts Dems and CNN itself, live on air during CNN’s New Years Eve celebration. Things only got more awkward from there:
“It was amazing that the pro-choice party didn’t give their voters one when it came to the presidential candidate,” Cummings goes on, “Kamala was forced on us so hard you’d think she was patented by Pfizer.”
More silence from the CNN hosts, who seem to now be wishing they hadn’t just taken shots on air. How, in a world where CNN is so lax on facts that the network just allowed a correspondent to fake a prisoner rescue in Syria, do they let on a comedian who outs them for refusing to cover Biden’s cognitive decline and the Democratic Party’s lack of a primary process? Must be the booze.
So we flip over to CBS where the panel there is actually admitting this blunder (coverup) openly – what is going on?? Is 2025 a new year for corporate media? Will they start telling the truth? Will Thursday Throwdown become an outdated relic?
Luckily, the rest of this week’s episode proves there’s still a lot of BS for us to cover. From Fox News’ coverage of the homelessness crisis, in which their expert who argues that the unhoused are criminals who want to be homeless is revealed to have been arrested for stealing funds during his tenure as Homeless Services Consultant, to Antony Blinken’s farewell tour in which he shows off his wonderful acting skills, to some rare Useful Idiots coverage of lefty-media infighting, there’s more than enough craziness on the news waves to fill hours of Thursday Throwdowns to come.
Watch it with Katie and Aaron so you can laugh instead of cry at it all. Thanks for supporting independent media, subscribe to watch the full episode here: