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Blinken's Neo Nzi Pizza Party
When he's not busy running a genocide, Antony Blinken's chilling in Ukraine in neo-N*zi pizza joints
May 23, 2024
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Secretary of State Antony Blinken, who’s giving Henry Kissinger a run for his money for the title of “Worst,” is having a rough week. When he’s not busy perpetrating a genocide in Gaza, ordering protesters to be thrown against walls during Congressional testimonies, or prolonging the Ukraine proxy war to ensure the deaths of the few Ukrainian soldiers still standing, he wants to relax like any other regular guy.

It seems he can’t catch a break.

On his recent trip to Ukraine, Antony thought he’d strap on a guitar and sing Neil Young’s “Rockin’ in the Free World,” only to be mocked by the internet when it turned out that the song was actually protesting everything he represents.

And when he tried to have a pizza party with the Ukrainian foreign minister, how could he have known that he was sitting in front of neo-Nazi symbols in a restaurant that celebrates Nazis, a restaurant that hangs a photo of Ukrainian ultranationalists burning dozens of protesters alive?

Wherever Blinken goes these days, he is constantly surrounded by protesters calling him Bloody Blinken, the Butcher of Gaza. Watch with Katie and Aaron as Blinken stares deadly (with black eyes weirdly reminiscent of The Jinx psychopath Robert Durst’s) as the women of Code Pink are aggressively dragged out by guards.

All of this is occurring as the ICC announced it is seeking arrest warrants for Benjamin Netanyahu and his defense minister Yoav Gallant, as well as members of Hamas. Blinken crony and State Department spokesperson Matthew Miller is now claiming that the ICC has no jurisdiction in Gaza, but that it is instead Israel and somehow the US who have jurisdiction over the lives of Palestinians.

Miller is backed up by Netanyahu himself, who was given full air time to spread his propaganda on both Good Morning America and Jake Tapper’s CNN show. After threatening the head of the ICC, he debuts the new talking point that arresting him is like arresting George Bush after his actions after 9/11. Finally, something we can all get on board with.

The world is insane as always. Stick with Katie and Aaron – they’ll help you laugh instead of cry at it all.

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Sanctions Are a Form of Warfare

“Sanctions are a form of war. They’re economic warfare. And they destroy people’s lives.”

Joshua Landis (https://twitter.com/joshua_landis), Sandra Mackey Chair in Middle East Studies at the University of Oklahoma, is one of the foremost experts on Syria. This week, as Syria, along with neighbor Turkiye, grapples with the aftermath of the devastating earthquake, Professor Landis joins the Useful Idiots to explain the deadly consequences that sanctions pile on to the damage.

“America likes to talk about all its precision bombing and hitting someone with a drone to avoid collateral damage,” Landis explains. “But sanctions? It’s all about collateral damage. Very little of it is targeted.”

But if you read corporate media outlets like the New York Times or Washington Post, you’d find a much different story. Both papers this week published headlines that were hastily changed when they realized they were being a little too truthful. See if you can tell the difference:

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"Shameful" New York Times Changes Headline to Protect Sanctions

“Sanctions are a form of war. They’re economic warfare. And they destroy people’s lives.”

Joshua Landis (https://twitter.com/joshua_landis), Sandra Mackey Chair in Middle East Studies at the University of Oklahoma, is one of the foremost experts on Syria. This week, as Syria, along with neighbor Turkiye, grapples with the aftermath of the devastating earthquake, Professor Landis joins the Useful Idiots to explain the deadly consequences that sanctions pile on to the damage.

“America likes to talk about all its precision bombing and hitting someone with a drone to avoid collateral damage,” Landis explains. “But sanctions? It’s all about collateral damage. Very little of it is targeted.”

But if you read corporate media outlets like the New York Times or Washington Post, you’d find a much different story. Both papers this week published headlines that were hastily changed when they realized they were being a little too truthful. See if you can tell the difference:

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Free preview: Matt Taibbi Exposes Russiagate Bots

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I have altered space here—   to

a rupture in the silent fabric,

where every atom reclaims its song.

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JD Vance Can't Stop Laughing at Trump's al-Qaeda Joke
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This week Trump met with Syrian President al-Sharaa, formerly known as Mohammad al-Jolani, the former leader of al-Qaeda in Syria. And he treated the former US-labeled terrorist in the most American way: literally showering him in perfume and laughing at jokes together.

Because if you implement US regime change and support Israel in the Middle East, beheadings and 9/11s are just water under the bridge.

Also in this week’s Friday Free-For-All: Bari Weiss and John Fetterman accidentally spill the truth about antisemitism, Eric Trump says the least-relatable thing you’ve ever heard, and a reporter gets breathless interviewing the latest Kennedy boy.

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Israel PANICS After Zohran’s NYC Win
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*Don’t miss our new segment, the Friday Free-For-All: Elon Musk Short Circuits on Joe Rogan Over Zohran Mamdani*

In 2018, Ross Barkan ran for New York State Senate. His campaign manager was Zohran Mamdani.

This week, after an unprecedented surprise campaign, which began polling at 0% on announcement day, Zohran Mamdani pulled off an upset to become New York City’s next mayor. Ross Barkan explains how this happened, the forces and money working against Mamdani, and why this signals a tailspin for Israeli influence campaigns over US candidates.

Useful Idiots: The ADL has announced that they’re launching a comprehensive, citywide initiative to track and monitor policies and personnel appointments of the incoming Mamdani administration. And earlier, Jonathan Greenblatt said that Zohran wasn’t meeting with “the right Jews.” What is your response to the ADL’s effort against Zohran Mamdani?

Ross Barkan: It really backfired on them. They made this a referendum on Israel. And that helped Zohran.

Zohran himself did not make this election a referendum in Israel-Palestine. He did not talk about it in his campaign ads. He was not talking about it on the stump. It really was a locally-focused affordability campaign. And again and again, because he is pro-Palestine and has a long history in activism, he was attacked on it. And they lost the referendum bad.

They lost the primary by 13 points, they lost the general election by 9 points. Put into context the amount of money spent against him by the super PACs from the primary and general and you’re talking almost $60 million dollars, plus Cuomo’s own money. So they poured in $70 million dollars against him collectively and they were beaten.

Useful Idiots: Let’s look at what happens when Zohran takes office January 1st. Governor Kathy Hochul endorsed him, but yet she’s opposed a centerpiece of his campaign, which is a bit of a higher tax on the ultra wealthy to help fund some of his social programs: free buses, universal child care, and other measures. What kind of challenges is he facing on that front to actually push his agenda through?

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“1,000 Hiroshimas”: Chemical Engineer Explains Trump’s Nuclear Testing
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This week, Trump made a dangerous announcement on Truth Social: “Because of other countries testing programs, I have instructed the Department of War to start testing our Nuclear Weapons on an equal basis.”

Chemical engineer Ivana Nikolić Hughes joins Useful Idiots to debunk Trump’s claim that other countries have conducted tests, and more importantly why doing our own tests could lead to catastrophic disaster. Or, in her words: “Nuclear winter.”

Useful Idiots: What if someone were to say, ‘What’s wrong with a nuclear test? It’s just a test. And shouldn’t we know whether these systems are working? What’s the problem?’

Ivana Nikolić Hughes: The word test, actually, is just the wrong word for what took place in these more-than-2,000 full-blown nuclear explosions. The largest test that the United States ever conducted was called the Bravo Test. And it had the energy yield equivalent to a thousand Hiroshima bombs. So Hiroshima flattened the city, this thing was a thousand times more powerful and had a mushroom cloud twenty five miles high and sixty miles wide. There was nothing “testy” about this. This was a full blown monster .

And the fallout was tremendous. There was destruction of cities, but the radiation has been absolutely devastating. Generations have been impacted by it in the US. We think of the Cold War as having had no victims. But in fact, the victims were created by their own governments. It wasn’t Soviet people being killed by US nuclear weapons. It was American citizens being killed.

Useful Idiots: According to people like House Speaker Mike Johnson and Senator Tom Cotton, having a massive arsenal of nuclear weapons ‘keeps the peace’ and preserves global stability.

Ivana Nikolić Hughes: My response is that nuclear deterrence might work until the day it doesn’t. I always want to tell people we’re not exaggerating this thing. It’s going to be the end of the world as we know it. People write comments when I speak about this, they go ‘Oh but Hiroshima and Nagasaki are just fine today.’

Which they are. In 1945, one country had three nuclear weapons. Today, nine countries have twelve and a half thousand of them.

Useful Idiots: So going back to Trump’s statement, he seems to confuse testing a nuclear-capable missile versus testing a nuclear weapon itself. But he also seems confused on what the powers of the Pentagon are. Because he says, I’ve directed Secretary Hegseth to carry out testing, but is it as simple as that? Can he just direct the Pentagon to test a nuclear weapon?

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