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Blinken's Neo Nzi Pizza Party
When he's not busy running a genocide, Antony Blinken's chilling in Ukraine in neo-N*zi pizza joints
May 23, 2024
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Secretary of State Antony Blinken, who’s giving Henry Kissinger a run for his money for the title of “Worst,” is having a rough week. When he’s not busy perpetrating a genocide in Gaza, ordering protesters to be thrown against walls during Congressional testimonies, or prolonging the Ukraine proxy war to ensure the deaths of the few Ukrainian soldiers still standing, he wants to relax like any other regular guy.

It seems he can’t catch a break.

On his recent trip to Ukraine, Antony thought he’d strap on a guitar and sing Neil Young’s “Rockin’ in the Free World,” only to be mocked by the internet when it turned out that the song was actually protesting everything he represents.

And when he tried to have a pizza party with the Ukrainian foreign minister, how could he have known that he was sitting in front of neo-Nazi symbols in a restaurant that celebrates Nazis, a restaurant that hangs a photo of Ukrainian ultranationalists burning dozens of protesters alive?

Wherever Blinken goes these days, he is constantly surrounded by protesters calling him Bloody Blinken, the Butcher of Gaza. Watch with Katie and Aaron as Blinken stares deadly (with black eyes weirdly reminiscent of The Jinx psychopath Robert Durst’s) as the women of Code Pink are aggressively dragged out by guards.

All of this is occurring as the ICC announced it is seeking arrest warrants for Benjamin Netanyahu and his defense minister Yoav Gallant, as well as members of Hamas. Blinken crony and State Department spokesperson Matthew Miller is now claiming that the ICC has no jurisdiction in Gaza, but that it is instead Israel and somehow the US who have jurisdiction over the lives of Palestinians.

Miller is backed up by Netanyahu himself, who was given full air time to spread his propaganda on both Good Morning America and Jake Tapper’s CNN show. After threatening the head of the ICC, he debuts the new talking point that arresting him is like arresting George Bush after his actions after 9/11. Finally, something we can all get on board with.

The world is insane as always. Stick with Katie and Aaron – they’ll help you laugh instead of cry at it all.

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“America likes to talk about all its precision bombing and hitting someone with a drone to avoid collateral damage,” Landis explains. “But sanctions? It’s all about collateral damage. Very little of it is targeted.”

But if you read corporate media outlets like the New York Times or Washington Post, you’d find a much different story. Both papers this week published headlines that were hastily changed when they realized they were being a little too truthful. See if you can tell the difference:

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"Shameful" New York Times Changes Headline to Protect Sanctions

“Sanctions are a form of war. They’re economic warfare. And they destroy people’s lives.”

Joshua Landis (https://twitter.com/joshua_landis), Sandra Mackey Chair in Middle East Studies at the University of Oklahoma, is one of the foremost experts on Syria. This week, as Syria, along with neighbor Turkiye, grapples with the aftermath of the devastating earthquake, Professor Landis joins the Useful Idiots to explain the deadly consequences that sanctions pile on to the damage.

“America likes to talk about all its precision bombing and hitting someone with a drone to avoid collateral damage,” Landis explains. “But sanctions? It’s all about collateral damage. Very little of it is targeted.”

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JD Vance Just Called Out Trump on Joe Rogan
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Vice President JD Vance went on Joe Rogan’s podcast this week and surprisingly took some big shots at an unnamed target who sounds suspiciously close to President Donald Trump, who has bragged about taking large sums of money from Israel donors like Miriam Adelson, got manipulated by Israelis like Benjamin Netanyahu, and continued to bomb Iran amidst the peace deal his administration worked to reach.

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I don’t actually mind that certain elements of the Israeli government want to criticize the [Iran] deal or have disagreements about the deal. I don’t even mind an effort to try to influence [us]. Foreign governments try to influence the United States all the time.

What bothers me is when American leadership allows that influence to affect their judgment and to affect what they are advocating for. That’s what really bothers me.

When I open up the pages of Time magazine and I see that there’s a literal foreign influence campaign being funded to tank the very deal that I was pursuing… my response to that is, well, ‘go to hell.’

After telling (maybe) President Trump to go to hell, Vance continues on, calling out (maybe) President Trump, who most recently bombed a children’s hospital in Iran, for using the military over diplomacy.

There are people who are super hawkish in the American system who have attacked the deal and frankly in some ways have tried to derail the deal. What I always say to those people is: ‘What is your proposal? What is your actual argument?’

But the people who are like, ‘You cannot negotiate with the Iranians,’ the reason why that’s fundamentally idiotic is because so long as you have some person who’s willing to fire off a few cheap drones, you’re going to have some ship captains who say, ‘No, no, no. We’re not willing to do this.’

So, we got to use all tools at our disposal. The military is one tool, but diplomacy is another tool. And I’m very frustrated by the Americans who are like, ‘You cannot negotiate with the Iranians.’

So what you’re saying, JD, is “President Trump is an idiot who can go to hell.”

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Analysis: Establishment Dems are seizing the Graham Platner scandal to slander progressives across primary elections
Plus, hardcore Zionists Rahm Emmanuel and Hillary Clinton distance themselves from Netanyahu as Israel loses the PR battle

Katie and Aaron deep dive on the Graham Platner scandal and how the Democratic establishment, instead of panicking over the boost given to Republican Senator Susan Collins, are celebrating his loss by using it to take down other progressive candidates.

The most clear case being Michigan progressive Abdul El-Sayed in his race against the certifiably-ridiculous Zionist Haley Stevens (who claimed that Israel comes to her in her dreams).

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CNN's Jake Tapper Humiliated for Zohran Mamdani Meltdown
Plus, new reports show the Trump family has secretly profited BILLIONS of dollars while in office

After AIPAC-funded Congressman Dan Goldman lost his primary race to Zohran Mamdani-backed Brad Lander, Israel activist and CNN host Jake Tapper hosted Goldman to slander both Mamdani and Mahmoud Khalil.

Mahmoud Khalil, viewers will remember, was kidnapped by the Trump administration for leading anti-genocide protests at Columbia University, detained for over 100 days, and forced to miss the birth of his first child. Instead of supporting Khalil, which seems like the sensible way to oppose Trump (let alone the moral choice), Tapper and Goldman slander him, calling him out for antisemitic statements that of course they can’t name.

So as Tapper sides with Trump and Israel, Katie and Aaron take aim at their favorite Zionist target. It’s a mocking you don’t want to miss.

Also in this Friday Free-for-All: CNN’s Kasie Hunt strikes out after thinking she had the perfect gotcha question for Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, Fox News has no choice but to call out the Trump family for blowing Biden-family corruption out of the water after reports show they’ve profited over a billion dollars in cryptocurrency alone while in office, and Republicans freak out over Zohran Mamdani’s air conditioner.

Everybody’s being extra ridiculous this week. Katie and Aaron are swinging away. Thanks for supporting our work, subscribe to watch the full episode here:

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