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Blinken's Neo Nzi Pizza Party
When he's not busy running a genocide, Antony Blinken's chilling in Ukraine in neo-N*zi pizza joints
May 23, 2024
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Secretary of State Antony Blinken, who’s giving Henry Kissinger a run for his money for the title of “Worst,” is having a rough week. When he’s not busy perpetrating a genocide in Gaza, ordering protesters to be thrown against walls during Congressional testimonies, or prolonging the Ukraine proxy war to ensure the deaths of the few Ukrainian soldiers still standing, he wants to relax like any other regular guy.

It seems he can’t catch a break.

On his recent trip to Ukraine, Antony thought he’d strap on a guitar and sing Neil Young’s “Rockin’ in the Free World,” only to be mocked by the internet when it turned out that the song was actually protesting everything he represents.

And when he tried to have a pizza party with the Ukrainian foreign minister, how could he have known that he was sitting in front of neo-Nazi symbols in a restaurant that celebrates Nazis, a restaurant that hangs a photo of Ukrainian ultranationalists burning dozens of protesters alive?

Wherever Blinken goes these days, he is constantly surrounded by protesters calling him Bloody Blinken, the Butcher of Gaza. Watch with Katie and Aaron as Blinken stares deadly (with black eyes weirdly reminiscent of The Jinx psychopath Robert Durst’s) as the women of Code Pink are aggressively dragged out by guards.

All of this is occurring as the ICC announced it is seeking arrest warrants for Benjamin Netanyahu and his defense minister Yoav Gallant, as well as members of Hamas. Blinken crony and State Department spokesperson Matthew Miller is now claiming that the ICC has no jurisdiction in Gaza, but that it is instead Israel and somehow the US who have jurisdiction over the lives of Palestinians.

Miller is backed up by Netanyahu himself, who was given full air time to spread his propaganda on both Good Morning America and Jake Tapper’s CNN show. After threatening the head of the ICC, he debuts the new talking point that arresting him is like arresting George Bush after his actions after 9/11. Finally, something we can all get on board with.

The world is insane as always. Stick with Katie and Aaron – they’ll help you laugh instead of cry at it all.

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Sanctions Are a Form of Warfare

“Sanctions are a form of war. They’re economic warfare. And they destroy people’s lives.”

Joshua Landis (https://twitter.com/joshua_landis), Sandra Mackey Chair in Middle East Studies at the University of Oklahoma, is one of the foremost experts on Syria. This week, as Syria, along with neighbor Turkiye, grapples with the aftermath of the devastating earthquake, Professor Landis joins the Useful Idiots to explain the deadly consequences that sanctions pile on to the damage.

“America likes to talk about all its precision bombing and hitting someone with a drone to avoid collateral damage,” Landis explains. “But sanctions? It’s all about collateral damage. Very little of it is targeted.”

But if you read corporate media outlets like the New York Times or Washington Post, you’d find a much different story. Both papers this week published headlines that were hastily changed when they realized they were being a little too truthful. See if you can tell the difference:

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"Shameful" New York Times Changes Headline to Protect Sanctions

“Sanctions are a form of war. They’re economic warfare. And they destroy people’s lives.”

Joshua Landis (https://twitter.com/joshua_landis), Sandra Mackey Chair in Middle East Studies at the University of Oklahoma, is one of the foremost experts on Syria. This week, as Syria, along with neighbor Turkiye, grapples with the aftermath of the devastating earthquake, Professor Landis joins the Useful Idiots to explain the deadly consequences that sanctions pile on to the damage.

“America likes to talk about all its precision bombing and hitting someone with a drone to avoid collateral damage,” Landis explains. “But sanctions? It’s all about collateral damage. Very little of it is targeted.”

But if you read corporate media outlets like the New York Times or Washington Post, you’d find a much different story. Both papers this week published headlines that were hastily changed when they realized they were being a little too truthful. See if you can tell the difference:

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Free preview: Matt Taibbi Exposes Russiagate Bots

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I have altered space here—   to

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It Doesn’t Go Well When JD Vance Tries to Define Socialism
Plus, Laura Ingraham asks Scott Bessent how young, poor losers can feel better about capitalism

How do you define socialism personally?

A reporter asked this seemingly simple question to JD Vance, who has been busy racing around the country in a 32-day campaign blitz in an attempt to turn the Republicans’ failing poll numbers around. With prices rising, housing becoming unaffordable, and an oil shortage stemming from the administration’s disastrous war on Iran, Vance had an important choice to make:

Do I say what socialism actually is, with the risk that its principles of helping workers afford basic goods may sound enticing to voters? Or do I hit ‘em with an epic culture-war slam that has nothing to do with the question?

You can now guess which one he picked:

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“I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls’ sports!”

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In completely unrelated news, Pete Hegseth unveils a powerful new military role: the Office of Religious Affairs
MAGA Congressman Warns that Belligerent, Religious Army is Planning to Destroy the Middle East

There’s a belligerent, religious-fanatic army run by a madman that’s planning to destroy the Middle East!

This warning comes from the very serious Congressman from Georgia, Rich McCormick, who, after blaming high gas prices on Obama, ripped into the religious army spreading across the Middle East.

In other, unrelated news, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced the unveiling of a new military sect: the Office of Religious Affairs. The chaplains at ORA will reportedly have a line directly to the secretary himself, who in turn has a direct line to God, making it one of the most powerful offices in the land.

After all, Hegseth says in his speech, “as Psalm 33:12 extolls us, blessed is the nation in which God is the Lord."

Watch out for the religious army in Iran though…

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Beware Iran! The Colony of Reptile Quarterback Hookers!
Plus, mocking two celebrity Zionists who expose themselves for knowing NOTHING about the genocide in Gaza

We’ve got an extended Friday Free-for-All this week, jam-packed with ignorant Zionist professors, racist senators tripping over mixed metaphors, Hollywood agents unraveling over Macklemore, psychopath economists drooling over “choking” Iranian civilians, and even the Hasan Piker craze reaching all the way up to Netanyahu himself.

And Katie and Aaron don’t pull punches.

Just look at NYU Professor Scott Galloway, also known as the “Pervy Prof.” While interviewing Abdul El-Sayed (a chat that was really more of a monologue by the Pervy Prof), Galloway unleashed a lecturing tirade over why his religion gives him special power to judge whether Israel is committing genocide or not. The problem is, he admits he doesn’t actually know the definition of genocide.

But it gets worse:

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