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Fox News Guy is SO Over Palestine
Jesse Watters announces he'd strike Palestine NOW
October 26, 2023
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“I don’t know why they’re taking so long with this ground offensive!” Fox News host Jesse Watters exclaims, mid-rambling tirade. “I would’ve struck, obviously I have no military experience, but…”

That’s right, Jesse Watters has announced that he’s DONE with Palestine. “I’ve had it with the Palestinians,” he says. And if that means that before this he was with the Palestinians, we’re scared what being over them will look like.

“And I don’t like how people try to differentiate between Palestinians and Hamas,” he goes on, becoming more pleased with his own voice with each increasingly-smug word. “They believe the same thing! The Palestinians hired Hamas to run their government! They all love killing Jews!”

And what really exacerbates Watters, what really grinds his gears, is those squeamish politicians who don’t support the massacre. “Some of these skittish politicians say, ‘Uh you know what? Let’s have a ceasefire…”

But looking around corporate news, we’re not sure which politicians he’s talking about. A huge chyron splayed across the bottom of Fox’s screen pronounces: “COMMON GROUND: BIPARTISAN DELEGATION RETURNS FROM ISRAEL MEETINGS,” while Senators Chris Coons (D-DE) and John Thune (R-SD) bust out the same genocidal talking points espoused by Lindsey Graham and Joe Biden alike.

But don’t worry, if you thought all US politicians are warmongering psychopaths, you’ll be pleased to hear that America’s top diplomat Antony Blinken, has a different message: “Humanitarian pauses must be considered.” Woah, peacenik, you might get fired for saying that. But the cat’s out of the bag. Blinken wants to continue the massacres, but thinks we should consider pausing them to allow some aid for those who don’t die in the bombings. He’s crossed the picket line.

The war is escalating, but Katie and Aaron are here as always to throw down on the sickest clips in mainstream media. It’s our Thursday bonus episode. Let us know in the comments what corporate media monologues, interviews, or anything else you want to see on the next Thursday Throwdown.

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“Sanctions are a form of war. They’re economic warfare. And they destroy people’s lives.”

Joshua Landis (https://twitter.com/joshua_landis), Sandra Mackey Chair in Middle East Studies at the University of Oklahoma, is one of the foremost experts on Syria. This week, as Syria, along with neighbor Turkiye, grapples with the aftermath of the devastating earthquake, Professor Landis joins the Useful Idiots to explain the deadly consequences that sanctions pile on to the damage.

“America likes to talk about all its precision bombing and hitting someone with a drone to avoid collateral damage,” Landis explains. “But sanctions? It’s all about collateral damage. Very little of it is targeted.”

But if you read corporate media outlets like the New York Times or Washington Post, you’d find a much different story. Both papers this week published headlines that were hastily changed when they realized they were being a little too truthful. See if you can tell the difference:

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"Shameful" New York Times Changes Headline to Protect Sanctions

“Sanctions are a form of war. They’re economic warfare. And they destroy people’s lives.”

Joshua Landis (https://twitter.com/joshua_landis), Sandra Mackey Chair in Middle East Studies at the University of Oklahoma, is one of the foremost experts on Syria. This week, as Syria, along with neighbor Turkiye, grapples with the aftermath of the devastating earthquake, Professor Landis joins the Useful Idiots to explain the deadly consequences that sanctions pile on to the damage.

“America likes to talk about all its precision bombing and hitting someone with a drone to avoid collateral damage,” Landis explains. “But sanctions? It’s all about collateral damage. Very little of it is targeted.”

But if you read corporate media outlets like the New York Times or Washington Post, you’d find a much different story. Both papers this week published headlines that were hastily changed when they realized they were being a little too truthful. See if you can tell the difference:

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Free preview: Matt Taibbi Exposes Russiagate Bots

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Good to be part of the community. I think that Aaron and Katie do a brilliant job in these hellish times when such great in - depth research and reporting are essential.

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Rahm Emanual Stands Up to Zohran Mamdani in a Fake Story He Made Up About His Terrorist Dad
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Rahm Emanuel (whose father was an Israeli terrorist), completely SCHOOLED Zohran Mamdani! He says he walked right up to Zohran and said “I’m my father’s son,” (his father being an Israeli terrorist) “and when you chant ‘From the river to the sea,’ I say ‘Over my dead body!’”

Wow, wow, powerful! Zohran must’ve been very afraid!

One problem: Zohran has never said ‘From the river to the sea.’ He’s been pushed to many times, but has never said it.

And another, slightly bigger problem: Mamdani and his office claim this meeting between him and Emanuel never actually happened. Rahm made it up.

But luckily, not everything there was a lie: Rahm’s father really was an Israeli terrorist.

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