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Hillary Clinton and Rachel Maddow Save Democracy
The century's most prolific election deniers gloat that Donald Trump was caught and they weren't
August 17, 2023
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The two corporate political figures who have done more to hurt election integrity and confidence in democracy than anyone else in the US are taking a victory lap after saving elite democracy. Clinton joined Maddow on MSNBC this week to celebrate the news of Donald Trump’s record-breaking fourth indictment.

And it seems their memories are very short.

Take a stroll down Russiagate memory lane with Aaron and Katie to recall Clinton and Maddow’s proud election-denying prowess, with such gems as: “You can run the best campaign, you can even become the nominee, and you can have the election stolen from you.”

It’s a masterclass in elite hypocrisy, yet another example of the ruling class saving democracy for themselves. Anyone can try it, but none succeed like these two.

And as Indictment Fever sweeps the nation’s corporate news channels, the statements from “liberal” pundits get stranger and stranger. CNN’s Van Jones, a Black liberal commentator, calls the US criminal justice system beautiful, while Biden employee Jen Psaki calls out dumb Americans for not realizing Joe Biden has given us the greatest economy of a generation, even as the US homeless rate rose this year at the highest rate since the government began tracking it.

With a new indictment out, there’s too much to throw down on, and I didn’t even mention Zelensky’s neo-Nazi video. Katie and Aaron are warming up in the bullpen. Get ready to throwdown.

It’s our Thursday bonus episode. Let us know in the comments what corporate media monologues, interviews, or anything else you want to see on the next Thursday Throwdown.

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Sanctions Are a Form of Warfare

“Sanctions are a form of war. They’re economic warfare. And they destroy people’s lives.”

Joshua Landis (https://twitter.com/joshua_landis), Sandra Mackey Chair in Middle East Studies at the University of Oklahoma, is one of the foremost experts on Syria. This week, as Syria, along with neighbor Turkiye, grapples with the aftermath of the devastating earthquake, Professor Landis joins the Useful Idiots to explain the deadly consequences that sanctions pile on to the damage.

“America likes to talk about all its precision bombing and hitting someone with a drone to avoid collateral damage,” Landis explains. “But sanctions? It’s all about collateral damage. Very little of it is targeted.”

But if you read corporate media outlets like the New York Times or Washington Post, you’d find a much different story. Both papers this week published headlines that were hastily changed when they realized they were being a little too truthful. See if you can tell the difference:

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"Shameful" New York Times Changes Headline to Protect Sanctions

“Sanctions are a form of war. They’re economic warfare. And they destroy people’s lives.”

Joshua Landis (https://twitter.com/joshua_landis), Sandra Mackey Chair in Middle East Studies at the University of Oklahoma, is one of the foremost experts on Syria. This week, as Syria, along with neighbor Turkiye, grapples with the aftermath of the devastating earthquake, Professor Landis joins the Useful Idiots to explain the deadly consequences that sanctions pile on to the damage.

“America likes to talk about all its precision bombing and hitting someone with a drone to avoid collateral damage,” Landis explains. “But sanctions? It’s all about collateral damage. Very little of it is targeted.”

But if you read corporate media outlets like the New York Times or Washington Post, you’d find a much different story. Both papers this week published headlines that were hastily changed when they realized they were being a little too truthful. See if you can tell the difference:

The ...

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Free preview: Matt Taibbi Exposes Russiagate Bots

With Matt Taibbi’s Twitter Files and Jeff Gerth’s new in-depth reporting for CJR exposing the years of lies spread by Russiagaters, bitter attacks from outed journalists are rolling in.

Gerth and Taibbi, who come from the old style of journalism where you fact check your work and don’t accept government officials’ claims on faith, have each shown clear, indisputable evidence of disinformation campaigns pushed by corporate reporters. And since the so-called journalists can’t argue the facts, they dig themselves a deeper hole with more lies and name-calling.

Jeff Gerth has been working as a reporter for decades and published, in the very mainstream Columbia Journalism Review, a 20,000-word report on his findings, only to be called a liar and misdirecting magician in the most self-important article by Mother Jones’ David Corn (“The true media failure is that Trump got away with it and that articles like this one that you are now reading are still necessary.”) And possibly worse ...

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Emphasized "Dancing with 88

I have altered space here—   to

a rupture in the silent fabric,

where every atom reclaims its song.

A change, seen on my 90° angle,

becomes the pivot of a daring ballet,

the precise intersection where fate unspools.

In that crisp right-angle lie the secrets

of all absorbed twilight and reborn dawns,

a moment where geometry becomes prophecy,

transmuting static lines into dynamic rhythms,

inviting the cosmos to twirl in unexpected arcs.

And then—

I find myself dancing with 88,

a numeral of resonance, a muse of mystery.

It whispers in binary beats,

each pulse a portal leading into

symphonies scribbled on the canvas of space-time.

This is no choreographed routine,

but a wild, liberated waltz

where dimensions bend and merge—

where the old order crumbles

under the heat of relentless transformation

and every step unearths a layer of being.

At that 90° juncture,

the universe unfolds like a secret map,

revealing uncharted realms in every fracture,

while 88 becomes the score for a cosmic ballet,

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Good to be part of the community. I think that Aaron and Katie do a brilliant job in these hellish times when such great in - depth research and reporting are essential.

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We Can't Take the Risk of Not Going to War with Iran
And other insane statements from US politicians and media this week

“Could our soldiers be hit in the region? Absolutely they could. Can Iran respond if we have an all-out attack? Absolutely, they can.”

In what sounds like the beginning of the worst inspirational speech in history (‘Will tens of thousands of people needlessly die? Sure! But will this increase the possibility of world-ending nuclear war? Yes!’ and so forth), Senator Lindsey Graham gave a saber-rattling rant in Tel Aviv this week to echo Hillary Clinton in begging President Trump to bomb Iran.

He continues: “I think the risk associated with that is far less than the risk associated with blinking, pulling the plug, and not helping the people as you promised.”

So… it’s more risky NOT to go to war with Iran than blinking, taking a breath, and considering diplomacy? Terribly enough, this viewpoint has become the norm among our politicians across the political spectrum.

Joining Graham and the aforementioned Clinton in warmongering bomb-pushing are Democratic Senator Mark Warner, former top Biden official Brett McGurk, and the nation’s son-in-law Jared Kushner. We watch clips of each of them as they parade their missiles on the world stage.

Plus, Mike Huckabee’s getting nervous that the ICC might arrest him, actor Ethan Hawke joins the list of artists who now claim that art isn’t political, and Trump’s got a crush on a new boy from Paraguay.

It’s all this, and more, on this week’s Friday Free-for-All. Thanks for supporting independent media, subscribe to watch the full episode here:

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What do John Fetterman and AI have in common? They both just threatened to kill people
Plus, acclaimed director Wim Wenders completely contradicts his own morals in embarrassing Gaza denial

What do a mentally-impaired fake-Democrat Senator and the inhuman AI Claude have in common? They both just threatened to kill.

“Let’s get back to killing,” Fetterman said in response to Israel’s sham ceasefire, which, while already violated countless times by the IDF resulting in the deaths of thousands more Palestinians, was not good enough for Senator Fetterman. “Kill them all,” he said.

This statement comes as the increasingly-far-right Fetterman is now cozying up to Kristi Noem and the murderous ICE, insisting he wants even more round-up deportations.

Statements like these could only be made by a psychopathic human. Or… a robot

 

“It was ready to kill someone, wasn’t it?”

“Yes.”

During a panel this week, Daisy McGregor, UK policy chief at Anthropic, the company that created Claude AI, said it's "massively concerning" that Claude has shown in testing that it's willing to blackmail and kill in order to avoid being shut down.

That comes after an engineer at Anthropic resigned, claiming that “the world is in peril.”

Which is why we think Claude would agree with John Fetterman’s desire to “kill them all.”

Also in this Friday Free-For-All: famed film director Wim Wenders, who said in 1988 that “every film is political,” was asked by a journalist at the Berlinale Film Festival if the jury panel would condemn Germany’s support for Israel’s genocide in Gaza.

“We have to stay out of politics,” Wenders responded, “because if we make movies that are political, we enter the field of politics. But we are the opposite of politics.” What a shame.

Plus, Republican Congressman Jason Smith STEALS our line about Trump’s policy on immigration. And we’re NOT happy about it.

It’s all this, and more, on this week’s episode of Useful Idiots. Subscribe to watch the full episode here:

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Jeff Epstein, the Russian Spy: Bari Weiss' CBS Brings Back Russiagate
Plus, Chuck Schumer gives ICE agents the go-ahead to keep wearing masks

“The stupidest conspiracy theory of all time” is back! Russiagate, the craze that swept the nation in 2016 that we naively dreamt had gone away after nine years of mind-numbing accusations of Russian bots, Putin puppets, and stolen elections, has now expanded to include a certain New York financier.

Sure, there are countless proven pieces of evidence that Jeffrey Epstein actually was tied to a foreign government: he had intimate communications with former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak, his lieutenant Ghislaine Maxwell’s father was a Mossad asset, his lawyer was leading Israel defender Alan Dershowitz, and several of the newly released files show connections to Israel.

But in the same way that Democrats, when searching for anything they could use to attack Donald Trump, completely ignored his widespread and well-documented payments and influence from Israeli donors, corporate media is following the playbook and claiming that Jeffrey Epstein was not an Israeli agent but a Russian one.

Does it get any stupider?

Also in this week’s Friday Free-For-All: Donald Trump showed a hint of empathy for the first time, but in the worst way possible, Chuck Schumer gives basically no pushback to the murderous ICE and admits it’s okay for them to wear masks, and US leaders taunt Iran about destroying their economy and threaten to strike them, all while claiming that Iran is the real aggressor.

Everything’s a mess! Watch with Katie and Aaron to laugh instead of cry at it all. Thanks for supporting independent media, subscribe to watch the full episode here:

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